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PostSubject: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:17 pm

Post there what you want !
Create a new topic for your jokes/websites. Would be better Wink
(If you repost an ancient joke, topic or whatever, it doesnt matter! everybody can make mistakes !)

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PostSubject: Re: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:31 pm

A beautiful, sexy woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I'm doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That's right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you kno what I'm dong now?"

"You're checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

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PostSubject: Re: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:46 pm

Try to avoid sexys jokes Wink
Theres childrens. But thanks for the joke anyway Exclamation

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PostSubject: Re: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:47 pm

Ps: Create a new topic for your jokes/websites. Would be better Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:49 pm

lol soz, will do...maybe Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:41 am

Nitrared wrote:
A beautiful, sexy woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I'm doing?" he asks.

"Yes," she replies. "You're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That's right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you kno what I'm dong now?"

"You're checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

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PostSubject: Re: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:05 pm

haha, im not naughty, its just a funny, buy dirty joke... here, i'll do a good one lol:
knock knock
who there?
boo
boo who?
now now there is no reason to cry



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PostSubject: Re: Know a good joke? Know a good site?   Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:53 pm

lol
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